How I respond to “where are you really from?”

(originally published January 27, 2017)

When people ask me where I’m (really) from, I have a few responses (sometimes in combination)

1. Massachusetts
1a. If they follow up with dumb questions not liking my answer, telling me my answer is wrong, or I sense that it wasn’t what they were curious about, I’d explain the difference between nationality, ethnicity, and “where I am from” if I have the energy to (or ask them if they are trying to ask one of those other two) There’s an important difference.

2. Absurd route:

I’m from the future. Your life is in danger if you don’t obey my commands

I emerged from that deciduous tree over yonder. Sometimes I catch myself envying those from evergreen trees. I’m too exposed living in deciduous ones during autumn and winter.

I just went through metamorphosis. Could you help me find my cocoon? I need to consume it or I will perish.

I’m from the sewers. Couldn’t stand dealing with all those catty passive aggressive rats though so I left.
At least they’re better than ratty cats.

3. I answer (specificity depends on context) and return the questions. Ethnicity and “where people are from” can lead to great conversation about similarities and differences in culture or philosophy. One of the US’s strengths is its diversity. Understanding and appreciating those backgrounds can be…